My elderly cat hasn’t been home in 3 days. I’m so worried.
Me: Maybe if I roll over the pain will lessen
Me, after rolling over: Haha, this is so much worse.
The first week of the new year has been a shit show.
Let’s hope the rest doesn’t keep going this way..
dead ass same
can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart
(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)
Well she lays eggs of anything you need too
It happened again.
reasons i want to be rich
- to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
- to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
- to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
- to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
- to pay my mom’s bills and debts
reasons i dont want to be rich
- to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly
I hope Bill Gates sees this and reconsiders his life (also @-ing Rockefellers and Soros just saying)
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
Suicidal people deserve better than to be told the main reason they shouldn’t kill themselves is because of how it might effect others. Suicidal people deserve love and help, not guilt trips. Suicidal people deserve to feel like their life is worth living, for their own sake… for their own happiness, their own experiences, their own possibilities, their own future.